Ha ha I think we're the worst couple ever...

Me: ha ha i'm proud of you jason
Me: if you cheat on me
Me: at least cheat on me with a smoking hot girl ok?
Jase: oh for me to cheat on you she would have to be really hot..and the same goes for you, if your gonna cheat on me it better be a super hot girl
Me: ha ha
Jase: guys can dream, can't we