Actual e-mail from my World Regions Professor.

Subject: Vladmir Putin loves you

Greetings Globe Watchers,
Just a last minute reminder that we are having the midterm exam in class tomorrow. Be sure to be sober and bring a pencil or two. Okay, at least bring the pencils.
Its right about now that folks start sending me messages that they are too sick to take the exam--be sure to check the syllabi on class policies. Must have a doctor/dean note and the understanding that all make-up exams are essay format.
In addition, every semester at least one goober comes to me with the excuse that they slept through the exam. This is not excusable. And how the hell can you be asleep at 3.30? And please, no one try the 'I was up all night studying and fell asleep just before class' routine. That one is ultra lame.
Other than that, good luck, and no worries. This exam is unique in that it is comprised of questions created by your fellow classmates. Should be a cake walk.

Party on, and Putin is pulling for you

JB

*As if I need reminders as to why this class is so frikin awesome.