Sunday, October 17, 2004

To pop or not to pop the trendy Lacoste Pink Polo?
.... that is the question.

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant collar putter upper. You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask "why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender essecence?" So crack open an ice-cold bud light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse.

Links you may enjoy:

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Quotage:

"I saw a kid with 3 polo's on... and all of them were popped! And all 3 of them were different brands..." ~ Robbie

"Matt, in order to get girls... you have to wear 2 polos... one light pink and the other one... dark pink or 'rose' and you must pop both of them. Only the alligator (Lacoste) or the horse (Polo) are permitted... any other brand makes you look like a poor wanna be collar popper... if you're gonna pop, pop correctly..." ~ Me on the way to West End [joking of course]


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