My conversation with Colin (so ridiculous)

Surf N Waves 04: COOOOLIN!
LostInEmo86: MAARRYY!!
LostInEmo86: i got my new laptop
Surf N Waves 04: ah cool what kind did you get?
Surf N Waves 04: the mary 2005?!
LostInEmo86: yes exactly
LostInEmo86: that one
LostInEmo86: fuckin expensive
Surf N Waves 04: I KNEW IT
Surf N Waves 04: that's the best one on the market
LostInEmo86: i know and the coolest
Surf N Waves 04: yeah man
Surf N Waves 04: bill gates wishes he has one
LostInEmo86: you know it
Surf N Waves 04: yeah he's not cool enough
LostInEmo86: no shit...have u seen the guy...i bet you they still steal his lunch money in the office
Surf N Waves 04: yeah
LostInEmo86: all 2 million of it
Surf N Waves 04: bill gates is government conspiracy theory
Surf N Waves 04: i'm really the richest person on earth
Surf N Waves 04: but he can't tell or else i'll give him a wedgie
Surf N Waves 04: i do steal all his lunch money
LostInEmo86: HAHA
Surf N Waves 04: it's not called lunch money
Surf N Waves 04: it's called microsoft revenue
Surf N Waves 04: and it goes to me.
LostInEmo86: lmao
LostInEmo86: nice
Surf N Waves 04: oh yeah i beat up his wife too
LostInEmo86: and i bet you slap his daughter around a bit too
Surf N Waves 04: his daughter shines my shoes
Surf N Waves 04: my designer stilettos
Surf N Waves 04: with her tongue.
LostInEmo86: lmfao
LostInEmo86: My name is Mary Le and I own the Gates.
Surf N Waves 04: hi my name is mary
Surf N Waves 04: and i can buy your family
Surf N Waves 04: don't believe me?
Surf N Waves 04: ask bill gates.
Surf N Waves 04: sign here on the dotted line. thanks!
LostInEmo86: hahaha
Surf N Waves 04: one day
Surf N Waves 04: you'll see a sign that says Mary = owner of families, probably yours too!
LostInEmo86: shit
LostInEmo86: i'll let you buy mine for like a dollar
LostInEmo86: our lives will jus skyrockets
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha yeah i mean we have the gate's money already
LostInEmo86: fuck yeah
Surf N Waves 04: yeah i mean what can i say
LostInEmo86: nothin u don't have to
LostInEmo86: with his money
Surf N Waves 04: i know if i had a dime for every time i...
Surf N Waves 04: oh wait i do
LostInEmo86: lol
Surf N Waves 04: i already have a billion trillion dimes
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha omg this reminds me so much of tennis
Surf N Waves 04: we used to do this all the time
LostInEmo86: what talk about wierd random shit
Surf N Waves 04: coach would be like you girls are the least snobby out of everyone we play and we'd be like oh you want us to change that?
Surf N Waves 04: and we'd be like yeah so uh coach, my family can buy yours
LostInEmo86: haha
Surf N Waves 04: and he's like my family can buy your family and your children's family, sell them and buy them back for more than they're worth
LostInEmo86: hahahaha
Surf N Waves 04: it was horrible
LostInEmo86: dude i never got to see lemp when i was in school the other day
Surf N Waves 04: but so funny
Surf N Waves 04: aww dude
Surf N Waves 04: who did you get to see
Surf N Waves 04: bartley?
LostInEmo86: i need to like kick his fuckin door in
LostInEmo86: no richards
LostInEmo86: and buckley
LostInEmo86: mclain
LostInEmo86: markley lol
LostInEmo86: and fitz
LostInEmo86: i gotta go back and talk to richards more
Surf N Waves 04: yeah i love richards
Surf N Waves 04: the other day i was talking about how he still doesn't give hundreds
LostInEmo86: reed and i talked to mrs. buckley for like fuckin two hours almost
Surf N Waves 04: i was talking to idi's brother
LostInEmo86: haha
Surf N Waves 04: yeah i love buckley
Surf N Waves 04: i came back and gave her like all my college english books
Surf N Waves 04: she was like i love you
LostInEmo86: hahaha
Surf N Waves 04: well not really because we don't roll like that but she was pretty excited
LostInEmo86: haha
LostInEmo86: we don't roll like that
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha hey i gotta go shower b/c i just went to a dance class at the gym
LostInEmo86: i wanna ask her that...yo mrs. buckley, how you roll beatch
Surf N Waves 04: learned a dance to trick daddy's suggar
LostInEmo86: nice
LostInEmo86: that's awesome
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha ha is she frikin pregnant yet?
Surf N Waves 04: i know i rock what can i say
LostInEmo86: i dunno
Surf N Waves 04: oh wait if i had a dime...
LostInEmo86: oh jesus
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
Surf N Waves 04: peace out holmes
LostInEmo86: aite peace out G

haha yes... that just happened. :D

... 'cause we're rediculous like that