My conversation with Todd about everyone that works in Owen's Dining Hall

bhouse2004: hey sluttt
Auto response from Surf N Waves 04: Drew just came out of the closet 5 minutes ago so we're celebrating at West End. Plus I haven't eaten in 3 days.
Surf N Waves 04: hey whore
bhouse2004: i saw u tonite
Surf N Waves 04: oh no way
bhouse2004: like 5 min ago
Surf N Waves 04: i saw you too!
bhouse2004: were u in owens around 1245 toady?
Surf N Waves 04: yeah
bhouse2004: i saw u too
Surf N Waves 04: yeah me too
bhouse2004: i said hey
bhouse2004: and u just lookeda t me
Surf N Waves 04: i tried to say hey back
bhouse2004: u were at the cash register
Surf N Waves 04: i didn't have a voice
bhouse2004: u stood there like a deer in headlights
bhouse2004: haha
Surf N Waves 04: like i was mute this morning
Surf N Waves 04: people thought i was stupid
bhouse2004: im like, uhhh i think thats mary
Surf N Waves 04: no it was
Surf N Waves 04: like the cashier lady
Surf N Waves 04: was like uh what do you ahve
bhouse2004: so ive bbeen going around all day thinking i said hey to som random girl
Surf N Waves 04: and i tried to say fruit like 3 times
Surf N Waves 04: and she just looked at me
Surf N Waves 04: apparently nothing came out
bhouse2004: hahah
bhouse2004: did you have sarita
Surf N Waves 04: yeah
bhouse2004: shes funny
Surf N Waves 04: yeah
Surf N Waves 04: i really like that tall lady
Surf N Waves 04: she's like really happy all the time
bhouse2004: yeh!!!
Surf N Waves 04: she's my favorite
bhouse2004: nicest fucking lady ever
Surf N Waves 04: and she's like hello young lady
Surf N Waves 04: have a great day
bhouse2004: yeha she rocks
Surf N Waves 04: and i always have a great day when i go in her line
bhouse2004: woot
Surf N Waves 04: so i go in her line
bhouse2004: i haert her a lot
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
bhouse2004: me too
bhouse2004: then theres the ones with no personality
Surf N Waves 04: yeah
Surf N Waves 04: omg and sometimes at the cake place
Surf N Waves 04: there's this mean ass old lady that wears blue eye shadow and red lipstick
Surf N Waves 04: once i asked her to cut my bagel in half
Surf N Waves 04: and she goes, "why?"
bhouse2004: hahaha
Surf N Waves 04: yeah and so she cut it half way
Surf N Waves 04: i was like you bitch!
bhouse2004: haha yeah wtf
Surf N Waves 04: yeah all i wanted was some cream cheese on my dang bagel GOSH!
bhouse2004: frikkin idiot GOSH
Surf N Waves 04: i know
Surf N Waves 04: what a slut
bhouse2004: like you
Surf N Waves 04: only i'm cooler
Surf N Waves 04: if someone asked me to cut a bagel or their hair
Surf N Waves 04: i'd get the job done
bhouse2004: yeah ur a cool slut
Surf N Waves 04: i wouldn't half ass it
bhouse2004: hahaha their hair
bhouse2004: yup
bhouse2004: u didnt half ass it
Surf N Waves 04: i mean iwould at least act like i was trying
bhouse2004: yeah
Surf N Waves 04: is it so hard to cut a bagel?
bhouse2004: nope
Surf N Waves 04: oh what scares me
Surf N Waves 04: is the dude who sings in the taco line
Surf N Waves 04: he like sings your toppings
bhouse2004: reginald!
bhouse2004: hes fucing awesome
bhouse2004: i love him
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
bhouse2004: but its scary
Surf N Waves 04: yeah
Surf N Waves 04: like i didn't know someone could be so passionate about tomatoes and lettuce
Surf N Waves 04: and CHEEEEESSEEEEE!
bhouse2004: 'some tomattooooo, cheese cheese he wants some cheeeese, and mild salsaaaaa'
Surf N Waves 04: ha ah yeah
bhouse2004: hahaha yah
bhouse2004: yea*
Surf N Waves 04: he is rad rock
Surf N Waves 04: not quite the sex
bhouse2004: not quite
Surf N Waves 04: and then in the smoothie line
Surf N Waves 04: sometimes i get the people that are in love with each other
bhouse2004: evening dawn dasher when a river runs through it
Surf N Waves 04: so they like sing rap songs about each other
Surf N Waves 04: and make too much smoothie for my cup
bhouse2004: hahahah, never get smoothies
bhouse2004: hahah
bhouse2004: i had one, it was awful
Surf N Waves 04: and they give it to me anyway and it was overflowing the brim
Surf N Waves 04: and i was like ew
bhouse2004: like ew is right
Surf N Waves 04: it's sad that we know like all the workers at owens
bhouse2004: haha yeah