I'm not gonna lie...

...I love these kids

tigatiga88: potatoemusic: you are such a ladies man carden hedelt
tigatiga88: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammy

skd3786: so im goin out with gay boys tonight...
Surf N Waves 04: lucky!
skd3786: to like gay clubs
skd3786: for the 1st time
skd3786: theyve been tryin to get me to go alot
skd3786: and im usually like no way
skd3786: but i gave in
skd3786: sunday is supposed to be an awesome night

* This has honestly been the theme of the weekend. I mean Dupont Circle... New Orleans, all the girls have been out with their favorite men.

TheRedFlame2: thats true, i don't even know where u live and i stalk you

* Jason is stalking me. I am actually honored.

Doups of CAN: i am too l33t to be uncool

* The irony. I think I mort de rire for hours when I saw this one.

Surf N Waves 04: hey this is really random, but john basedow, the annoying fitness guy
cubsbearsphish: yeah
Surf N Waves 04: is missing in thailand
cubsbearsphish: dead.
Surf N Waves 04: and i'm kind of not sad
cubsbearsphish: did you just hear about this?
Surf N Waves 04: yes
Surf N Waves 04: did you know about this?
cubsbearsphish: he's been missing since the tsunami
Surf N Waves 04: ohhh
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha ha
cubsbearsphish: hahaha
Surf N Waves 04: <---- jerk.
cubsbearsphish: laughing at the tsunami, mary?
Surf N Waves 04: are you trying to make me feel bad?
cubsbearsphish: no no no
cubsbearsphish: you and i can be jerks together. dont worry
Surf N Waves 04: can we throw a no more john basedow party?!
cubsbearsphish: haha
cubsbearsphish: yes.
cubsbearsphish: in fact, i insist that we do.
Surf N Waves 04: are you serious? because i'll actually do it
cubsbearsphish: so am i
Surf N Waves 04: let's do it!
cubsbearsphish: but we'll have to throw a "Yeah, we're going to Hell and we know it" Party the next day
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha okay
Surf N Waves 04: it will be better than christmas!
cubsbearsphish: this is true
Surf N Waves 04: gosh that's going to be one hell of a time
Surf N Waves 04: one awesome party after the next
cubsbearsphish: damn straight.
Surf N Waves 04: then they'll find john basedow
cubsbearsphish: what should the locale of our party be?
Surf N Waves 04: doesn't matter
cubsbearsphish: oh man, he'd probably hunt us down and beat us up
Surf N Waves 04: i will go anywhere for a no more john basedow party
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha he's probably hiding because he got fat
Surf N Waves 04: his abs are but a distant memory
cubsbearsphish: haha
Surf N Waves 04: then we can have a "ha ha john basedow is FAT" party
cubsbearsphish: hahaha
cubsbearsphish: this is going to be one sweet bender we'll be going on

* Ha ha... we're pretty much ridic. And we're not kidding about the party either. We're really going to have it. And it will be fantacular.