On seeing an influx of emo kids on campus (who I absolutely love)

Yeah you know how vampires can only come out when it's dark out - emo kids can only come outside in the rain and that's why we keep seeing so many of them. I mean the rain symbolizes the tears of their broken hearts and tourtured souls... also the weather is shitty outside, if it were sunny and happy and nice, they'd have nothing to bitch and cry about