This conversation made me laugh...

Abracadaver 03: i have a question
Surf N Waves 04: go for it
Abracadaver 03: i have some t-shirts that are slightly too large, how could I shrink them?
Surf N Waves 04: hot water
Abracadaver 03: how much would it shrink them?
Surf N Waves 04: really hot water
Surf N Waves 04: um if they're 100% cotton hopefully a full size
Abracadaver 03: could i get water that hot from the washer?
Surf N Waves 04: yeah
Surf N Waves 04: i think so
Surf N Waves 04: and then dry it hot
Abracadaver 03: okay
Abracadaver 03: thanks
Surf N Waves 04: yep
Abracadaver 03: when are we hanging out?
Surf N Waves 04: when do you want to?
Abracadaver 03: whenever
Surf N Waves 04: whenever is good
Abracadaver 03: hmm
Abracadaver 03: are you free any during the week?
Surf N Waves 04: not this week i have so much work to do
Surf N Waves 04: i'm such a nerd.
Abracadaver 03: hahaha
Abracadaver 03: okay
Abracadaver 03: we'll get it together soon
Surf N Waves 04: i promise i will
Abracadaver 03: good
Surf N Waves 04: mmm hmm
Surf N Waves 04: i'm gonna go read my life away and nerd it up
Surf N Waves 04: good luck with the t-shirts.
Abracadaver 03: thanks
Surf N Waves 04: yep. goodnight
Abracadaver 03: night