Thursday edition of "Laura says..."
"i forgot how good it feels to be clean"

"by the way, if you guys have time, there will be a bangin' sex program in west a.j. 5th floor crossover(right next to west end) at 7:00... before OC, it's its katherine allen, the famous human sexuality prof. she's almost as cool as J.D. Boyer"

"just say you have to go to sex in the 5th floor x-over"

"as long as you wrap it before you tap it"

"cum" if you can"

"man, sex was great! i can't believe you didn't cum"

RIDICULOUS. I love this girl. By the way her last name is Seamon... coincidence? I don't think so buddy. And in 6 years... it's going to be Dr. Seamon to you. Ha ha, I could go on FOREVER. But dude seriously, Dr. Seamon? How fantastic.