A typical conversation with Matt...

e n u M 3 r i x: why cant EVERYONE be a slut
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha because some people have morals
e n u M 3 r i x: fuck you
e n u M 3 r i x: i got morals too
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
e n u M 3 r i x: i just am horny
e n u M 3 r i x: and premarital sex is like a can of pringles
e n u M 3 r i x: once you pop
e n u M 3 r i x: you dont stop
Surf N Waves 04: wow that was a wonderful allusion
Surf N Waves 04: is there such thing as an ass bone?
Surf N Waves 04: i think i broke it
e n u M 3 r i x: HA
e n u M 3 r i x: you BROKE YOUR ASS
e n u M 3 r i x: I GOTTA PEE
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
e n u M 3 r i x: AND IT WAS CLEAR
e n u M 3 r i x: woooo for alcohol