Pluh-eeze, iPods are so 2004... 2005 is all about the Oakley thumps.

Mr. Stuck in 2004: gee Mary what are Oakley thumps? I've never heard of them... please englighten me and make me hip.
Mary: Well, duh everyone knows that Oakley thumps are sunglasses (oakley) that play music thanks to our kick ass technology. I love 2005... Gee Mr. Stuck in 2004, I thought you were the keenest... but apparently I was wrong.

http://oakley.com/catalog/eyewear/thump/
*Go ahead, do it, click your way into 2005...