Quotes a la Keirn...

"Mary, maybe they saw you checking out the Jesus and got turned off"

"Hey, is that an underprivileged child? I don’t know what they look like"

"Dude, I'm driving a 50 thousand dollar Cadillac, I'm 18, and we're listening to Britney Spears."
(The story of the lives of pretty much every 18 year old in Loudoun County)