Oh my gosh... I pretty much love Jason Kaiser and this is why...
PS: I think we're going to make pretty frikin cool roomates in New York

Surf N Waves 04: why are all the perfect men in the world gay?
TheRedFlame2: not all the perfect men are gay, its just the vast majority of them
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha damn it
Surf N Waves 04: sucks
TheRedFlame2: why u having trouble finding a man
Surf N Waves 04: because i like the gay ones... and then find out they're gay
TheRedFlame2: that's not a good thing, u need to stay away from the gays
Surf N Waves 04: i think i'm a gay magnet
Surf N Waves 04: which is cool if i want friends

* minutes later *

Surf N Waves 04: well i gotta go
Surf N Waves 04: but we need to hang out sometime!
TheRedFlame2: yea we do
Surf N Waves 04: gosh i haven't seen you like all effing summer loser
TheRedFlame2: give me a call when your not working some time
Surf N Waves 04: ok
TheRedFlame2: hey did u know drew r
TheRedFlame2: is dating liz
Surf N Waves 04: rogers?
Surf N Waves 04: liz
Surf N Waves 04: wynne?
TheRedFlame2: wynne
Surf N Waves 04: bahhhhhh
TheRedFlame2: yea
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
Surf N Waves 04: are you trying to kill me
Surf N Waves 04: ?
Surf N Waves 04: hahahahah
Surf N Waves 04: are you fucking trying to kill me?
TheRedFlame2: no, they showed up at britt's house last night
Surf N Waves 04: omg i'm laughing my ass off
Surf N Waves 04: i think dying of laughter is a possibility here
TheRedFlame2: they've been dating for like a month
Surf N Waves 04: gah
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha ha ha
Surf N Waves 04: well they deserve each other
TheRedFlame2: yea
Surf N Waves 04: omg haha hahahhahahahha
Surf N Waves 04: wtf
Surf N Waves 04: bhahaha
Surf N Waves 04: i'm like dying right now
TheRedFlame2: wow liz wynne has a boyfriend and u don't haha
Surf N Waves 04: you don't understand
Surf N Waves 04: ew fuck you
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha it's drew rogers though.
TheRedFlame2: yea
Surf N Waves 04: so ...
Surf N Waves 04: i don't think i'm so sad
Surf N Waves 04: well i am
TheRedFlame2: if u ever date drew, i'll never talk to u again
Surf N Waves 04: but that softens the blow of living a little bit
Surf N Waves 04: um don't worry that won't be an issue
Surf N Waves 04: ok i'm gonna go for real now
Surf N Waves 04: if i die, it's b/c i died laughing

The time our lives hit an all time low part 2. Oh man Jase... this is just like when we found out about Cheny King.