When you feel bad, count on Joseph to make you feel better.

Surf N Waves 04: but the segway was badass
Surf N Waves 04: i want one so i can ride around on campus
Ranma Han: jesus. I'd have to hit you or something with the Mini I'm getting
Surf N Waves 04: i want a segway or a vespa, i would be the coolest going across the drillfield
Ranma Han: pff, the cops would arrest you for riding a vehicle on the paths
Surf N Waves 04: damn it
Ranma Han: just get a bicycle. Ride around. Get legs and ass of steel
Surf N Waves 04: ew no thanks, i'd rather be flabby segway girl than ass of steel on a bike girl... everyone is "that girl" no one is segway girl
Ranma Han: wow, you're a singularity among humanity
Ranma Han: hmm, singularity among humans
singularity within humanity
Ranma Han: yes, that looks more correct
Surf N Waves 04: hey i gotta go, but good luck with the apartment
Ranma Han: peace flabbster