And Zach may just be the best dressed male that I know...

Background you need to know in order to experience the full magnitude of this quote: Zach is pledging SAE. Plus, he is really flippin well dressed all the time.

"Ugh, there was a guy wearing JEAN SHORTS in our frat the other day! Jean shorts! That's what Vanilla ice wears. That's the 90s! What kind of frat guy wears jean shorts? I mean please. Get some khakis and try look presentable, thank you."

Me: Are girls allowed to wear jean shorts?
Zach: Girls can wear whatever they want... actually some girls can't.

Ha ha... did this conversation really happen? Zach is the best.