Observation 2:

Nothing cures a sore throat like a cup of Earl Grey tea straight from England. YUM!

Observation 3:

Wasn't I sick on Christmas last year too? I mean I'm not fully sick right now, but my throat hurts really bad... anyone wanna trade throats? Well, the upside is, you don't have to hear me sing Bright Eyes songs off key (Sarah is clapping right now - I know it).

Observation 4:

Even Hitler had a girlfriend, Even Cheny King has a boyfriend, Even Googley Eyes has a girl thing... don't you feel like a loser now?!