Of course this is when the shit hits... of fucking course. Because it's your life Mary and when you think, "hey maybe things are going to be okay," something or many things happen, all at the same time to subtly or not so subtly remind you that your life will always have a way of doing this to you.

It all started when someone pulled the fire alarm at 12am and it was 25 degrees outside... and everything just went downhill from there.

I JUST WANT TO GO HOME. That is all.