It's raining on Valentines Day... how appropriate

Bitterness via Devin

Happy Valentine's Day!
May you be filled with smiles, rainbows, love, happiness, chocolate, and lovey dovey messages...
FROM YOUR $1.99 HALLMARK CARDS! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR CHOCOLATES, GET CRABS, AND ARE SO FREAKING FILLED WITH LOVE THAT YOUR HEAD EXPLODES!
...oh, and by the way, your significant other is probably cheating on you.
Yeah, Happy *(#@^%@ Valentine's Day.
(note to reader: I am not THAT bitter about V*Day, afterall, tomorrow, all chocolate goes 1/2 off! Boo ya!)

Via Todd...

bhouse2004: happy fucking valentines day

And Keirn...

skd3786: you're so hot!
skd3786: i love hot valentines!