Thursday, January 06, 2005

My mom is a loser, it's official.

Mom: Mary, why don't you just go out with Brian?
Me: Because that would just be frikin weird mom
Mom: But I like Brian, he's a nice guy! HE'S MY FAVORITE!
Me: He's also my best friend's brother.
Mom: Good point. Touche!
Me: Yeah, that and I don't like him in that way
Mom: Who cares?! I think you guys would have been good together
Me: Okay bye. I'm leaving
Mom: Mary and Brian sitting in a tree...

*door slams*

I just cannot win against my mother...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who's brother are we talking about, it better not me my brother, biatch

Mary said...

Jason, you are my husband... I would never date your brother, I'm not that bitchy. Geeze. Have some faith in your wife you jerk. :)