Ha ha this is definately a first...
Me: hey, where are you taking me?
J: I'm taking you to the basement where I will slowly seduce you and then proceed to rape you
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About Me
- Mary
- I’m a great hugger and I am pretty much awesome at giving high fives and playing Connect 4. I’m just as crazy as the next person (and that’s not saying much, it just sounded good). I don’t like to sit still very long and I don’t like repeating myself. I like fun music, big trees, the first rain of the spring, people that like to cook, people who dance in their kitchens, and anyone else that appreciates any of the above listed items. I love the city, the beach, the water, my bed, your bed, the stars, the park, the mountains, and any place that stands alone. I like to laugh and I am obsessed with people who can make me laugh. I’ll be honest with you… I like to dance, drink, sing (badly), and a good night should include all of the above. I’m loyal to my friends, family, and Anderson Cooper. I like to travel, sail, surf, workout, paint, go to shows, list my interests, compile appreciated aspects of my life, and write down inconspicuous quirks about myself in hopes of not wasting the time of those spending an extra minute or five getting to know me through this technologically advanced interactive web server… and lastly, I hope my sarcasm is never lost on you.
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