Take a dive into the deep end of Ben's head:

How many people, on any given day, do you pass by and think about wanting to kiss them? Strangers. Coworkers. Close friends. Not just a peck on the cheek, but an 'I want to pull you into the supply closet for just ten minutes' kind of a makeout session. Now, using fuzzy statistics and goofy logic, figure that somewhere around that number of people must pass you, and think about shoving you in the supply closet for some good ole satisfaction. Secretly, they're thinking it about you too. A little more math, and you can figure that at least a FEW of these must overlap, causing a mutual moment of spontaneous attraction. Unrealized. Unmentioned. Unsatisfied. Yet possible. On any given day, you pass a LOT of people. How many times do you miss out on these frolic opportunities?

Ha ha... it's actually kind of true.