Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Carden Hedelt epitome of a true lunchbox.

tigatiga88: i'm afraid i'll wake up and she'll be dry humping me and then the next day she'll say that we had sex
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha ha ha ha
Surf N Waves 04: i'm afraid the same thing will happen to me too.
tigatiga88: haha "me and carden TOTALLY got it on last night....WOOT!"
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
Surf N Waves 04: me: "got it on meaning she raped him"
tigatiga88: haha there would be no consent
Surf N Waves 04: clearly.
Surf N Waves 04: hence rape.

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tigatiga88: how can an emo kid try and tell non emo kids that they lunch more
tigatiga88: by definition, emo kids dont lunch
tigatiga88: they are lunch free
Surf N Waves 04: literally
tigatiga88: lunchless
Surf N Waves 04: they eat plates of oxygen
tigatiga88: damn....
tigatiga88: and then cry
Surf N Waves 04: because they are literally empty inside

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Surf N Waves 04: but it would be even worse to have a nightmere about it
Surf N Waves 04: since you do dream of having sex with people
tigatiga88: watch it happen
tigatiga88: i'm bettin you anything
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha call me when it does because i will be rollin
tigatiga88: i would cept for my phonebook has a gaping hole in its soul because it is devoid of your number
tigatiga88: it's gonna happen
tigatiga88: i'll bet you anything
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha
Surf N Waves 04: i can't wait
tigatiga88: the only question is when
Surf N Waves 04: we should all place bets
Surf N Waves 04: me nina and robbie
Surf N Waves 04: see who wins
Surf N Waves 04: i'll probably lose
tigatiga88: i'm goin with soon

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