Chemistry Love Haiku's by Elisabeth Ivey... only to be appreciated by science nerds like me.

Warning: Ridiculously nerdy.

When you are with me
Absolutely zero can no
Longer be freezing.

The titration curve
Which represents our
love is nearly vertical.

For you, I would defy
Almost anything, even
The octet rule.

Like Neon (and Bo Derek)
My love for you is
A perfect ten.

Just like cold fusion,
My love for you can't be
Repeated in a lab.