I love them.

Auto response from Surf N Waves 04: e n u M 3 r i x: you must keep me from looking like a tool
Going shopping with Matt tomorrow... helping the male population save their social lives one friend at a time.

TheRedFlame2: i see how it is, u never take me shopping:'(

This is what happens when somebody used to the Ashburn way of life experiences anything other than an Ashburn way of life:

"Mary you should have seen these people, they looked like they could beat me up in two seconds and that's including the women... but that's just me being Ashburn" - Kathryn

Candace: I don't really miss Cashburn, but I miss you!

* Since when is it called Cashburn?