Ladies and Gentlemen... PATRICK!

Surf N Waves 04: and i scored a date with my friend nina who i haven't seen since november
cubsbearsphish: aahhhh, very nice.
cubsbearsphish: Sparks flying between mary and nina these days?
Surf N Waves 04: ha ha ha lunch date.
cubsbearsphish: still, still. let's not sell the meaning of this date short.
cubsbearsphish: i think i hear wedding bells...?
cubsbearsphish: nope, that's billy idol.
cubsbearsphish: sorry.

- The next day -

cubsbearsphish: man o man...you are totally into this Nina girl. You might not have to be jealous of your 10 year old cousin after all...
cubsbearsphish: so the date went well?
Surf N Waves 04: yes
cubsbearsphish: did she ask you back to her place?
Surf N Waves 04: there was a period of hugging and squealing.
Surf N Waves 04: no i wasn't that lucky.
Surf N Waves 04: who do you think i am? the cubs?

* Perhaps he and Carden were separated at Birth because this conversation is a very Carden conversation except it was with Patrick.