Boyer's quote of the day:

"Man, by the time you have children and they have children, you won't even be needing me anymore. You'll get taught by robots. Or even worse, they'll insert a chip in your head and you can download information. Oh you want to speak spanish? Fine, now you speak spanish. There will be no human interaction. Man the future sucks, I preach it I don't practice. I love human interaction. I think there needs to be more. I mean I hate robots. Just imagine, how bad sex would be if there were robots. There will always be human interaction thanks to sex and I dig that. You can have all the sex you want with a person or as many people as you want if that's your thing. Think, human interaction."

Patrick thinks he's funny.

Me: but anyway i gotta go run to dinner
P: go and eat, you freakin d-bag.
M: talk to you later!
P: see ya, mary.
M: bye jackass
P: we're in a fight
P: .
P: by the way.
M: speechless.

Our first "fight" ever. I don't know about you, but I think it's pretty funny.