My Sunday afternoon conversation with 'trick (that's the ghetto version of his name)...

Me: do you want me to put it on my card?
Pat: hmm
P: should i do it because im the guy?
M: i don't really care
M: ps: it's 2005.
P: what a lame question.
P: pps: you're a jackass
M: you're lame.

later...
P: enjoy. and im glad we've got tickets to see mr. oberst.
M: thanks, you too. way to make my effing day again.
P: sounds like im getting good at that.
P: excellent.

Yes... he is getting ridiculously good at that.